I need proof before I dare to open this heart, so I prepared a quiz for you:
- Would you freak out if I said I liked you?
- Do you walk the line?
- Is your IQ higher than your neighbor's?
- and is it very much higher than mine?
- Can you sleep when I grind my teeth?
- Do you look away if I slob when I eat?
- Will you let me be myself?
- Can you at all times wear socks (because I'm still scared of feet)?
- Do you talk in the middle of Seinfeld?
- Do you read more than 2 books a month?
- Do you get racist or sexist when you've had a few?
- Is it fine if I make more money than you?
- Have you slept with any people I work with?
- Is there anyone you'd rather wish I'd be?
- Do you still keep pictures of old girlfriends?
- Are they prettier than me?
- And if I'd fall, would you pick me up?
A little bit of:
- Monica in my life
- Erica by my side
- Rita's all I need
- Tina's what I see
- Sandra in the sun
- Mary all night long
- Jessica, here I am
- You, makes me your man!
I'm gonna be the man who:
- goes along with you
- gets drunk next to you
- is haverin' to you
- is workin' hard for you
- comes back home to you
- is growin' old with you
- is lonely without you
- is coming home with you
Come along and step with me:
- Come a little closer
- Rest upon my shoulder
- I'm calling you baby
- We can get married
- Top it with a cherry
- As good as it gets
Things I would do for you:
- Anything;
- Catch a grenade
- Throw my hand on a blade
- Jump in front of a train
- Go through all this pain
- Die
- Take a bullet straight through my brain
- Chop down many perfect evergreens
- Pass on a scroll a deity came and handed me
- Let go all of the leprechauns I caught (for wishing on)
- Throw out all the pictures I got of evil (when I crossed a natural plane and communed with the dead)
- Give back rocks I picked up from distant moons (which astronomers will discover soon)
- Give up anything
- Absolutely anything
I:
- want a ticket to anywhere
- got nothing to prove
- got a plan to get us outta here
- been working at the convenience store
- managed to save just a little bit of money
- quit school
- remember when we were driving in your car
- work in a market as a checkout girl
- know things will get better
- had a feeling that I belonged
- had a feeling I could be someone
- always hoped for better
- (thought maybe together you and me would find it)
- got no plans
- ain't going nowhere
- am coming out of my cage
- am doing just fine
- want it all
- just can't look
- am choking on your alibi
- pay the price
- am Mr. Brightside
- never
More than I can stand:
- His eyes upon your face
- His hand upon your hand
- His lips caress your skin
- Feelings I can't fight
7 things I hate about you:
- You're vain
- Your games
- You're insecure
- You love me, you like her
- You make me laugh, you make me cry
- I don't know which side to buy
- Your friends, they're jerks
- When you act like them, just know: it hurts!
- You make me love you
You:
- got a fast car
- ain't got a job
- will find work (?)
- stay out drinking late at the bar
- see more of your friends than you do your kids
- gotta make a decision: leave tonight or live and die this way.
- tossed it in the trash
- it = all I had, which I gave you
- take take take it all
- never give
- will smile in my face then rip the brakes off my car
- are just somebody that I used to know
You don't have to:
- Put on the red light
- Sell your body to the night
- Wear that dress tonight
- Walk the streets for money
You
didn't have to:
- Cut me off
- Make out like it never happened
- Make out that we were nothing
- Stoop so low
- Have your friends collect your records
- Change your number
She's:
- Calling a cab
- Touching his chest now
- Taking a drag
He's:
- Having a smoke
- Taking off her dress
They're:
- going to bed
- taking control
This is how to be a heartbreaker:
- You gotta have fun.
- Don't get attached to somebody you could lose.
- Wear your heart on your cheek, but NEVER on your sleeve (unless you wanna taste defeat!)
- Gotta be looking pure: kiss him goodbye at the door, leave him wanting more.
New Rules:
- Don't pick up the phone
- you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone
- Don't let him in
- you'll have to kick him out again
- Don't be his friend
- you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
- if you're under him you ain't getting over him
If my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say,
- She...
- Went down in an airplane
- Fried getting suntanned
- Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
- Met a shark under water
- Fell and no one caught her
- Was caught in a mudslide
- Was eaten by a lion
- Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
- Dried up in the desert
- Drowned in a hot tub
- Danced to death in an east side night club
- I returned everything I ever bought her
- Help me help me
- I'm no good at goodbyes
- I'm all out of lies