I need proof before I dare to open this heart, so I prepared a quiz for you:
  1. Would you freak out if I said I liked you?
  2. Do you walk the line?
  3. Is your IQ higher than your neighbor's?
    • and is it very much higher than mine?
  4. Can you sleep when I grind my teeth?
  5. Do you look away if I slob when I eat?
  6. Will you let me be myself?
  7. Can you at all times wear socks (because I'm still scared of feet)?
  8. Do you talk in the middle of Seinfeld?
  9. Do you read more than 2 books a month?
  10. Do you get racist or sexist when you've had a few?
  11. Is it fine if I make more money than you?
  12. Have you slept with any people I work with?
  13. Is there anyone you'd rather wish I'd be?
  14. Do you still keep pictures of old girlfriends?
    • Are they prettier than me?
  15. And if I'd fall, would you pick me up?

A little bit of:

  1. Monica in my life
  2. Erica by my side
  3. Rita's all I need
  4. Tina's what I see
  5. Sandra in the sun
  6. Mary all night long
  7. Jessica, here I am
  8. You, makes me your man!
I'm gonna be the man who:
  1. goes along with you
  2. gets drunk next to you
  3. is haverin' to you
  4. is workin' hard for you
  5. comes back home to you
  6. is growin' old with you
  7. is lonely without you
  8. is coming home with you
Come along and step with me:
  1. Come a little closer
  2. Rest upon my shoulder
  3. I'm calling you baby
  4. We can get married
  5. Top it with a cherry
  6. As good as it gets
Things I would do for you:
  1. Anything;
    • Catch a grenade
    • Throw my hand on a blade
    • Jump in front of a train
    • Go through all this pain
    • Die
    • Take a bullet straight through my brain
    • Chop down many perfect evergreens
    • Pass on a scroll a deity came and handed me
    • Let go all of the leprechauns I caught (for wishing on)
    • Throw out all the pictures I got of evil (when I crossed a natural plane and communed with the dead)
    • Give back rocks I picked up from distant moons (which astronomers will discover soon)
  2. Give up anything
  3. Absolutely anything
I:
  1. want a ticket to anywhere
  2. got nothing to prove
  3. got a plan to get us outta here
  4. been working at the convenience store
  5. managed to save just a little bit of money
  6. quit school
  7. remember when we were driving in your car
  8. work in a market as a checkout girl
  9. know things will get better
  10. had a feeling that I belonged
  11. had a feeling I could be someone
  12. always hoped for better
    • (thought maybe together you and me would find it)
  13. got no plans
  14. ain't going nowhere
  15. am coming out of my cage
  16. am doing just fine
  17. want it all
  18. just can't look
  19. am choking on your alibi
  20. pay the price
  21. am Mr. Brightside
  22. never
    • never
    • never
    • never
    • never
More than I can stand:
  1. His eyes upon your face
  2. His hand upon your hand
  3. His lips caress your skin
  4. Feelings I can't fight
7 things I hate about you:
  1. You're vain
  2. Your games
  3. You're insecure
  4. You love me, you like her
  5. You make me laugh, you make me cry
    • I don't know which side to buy
  6. Your friends, they're jerks
    • When you act like them, just know: it hurts!
  7. You make me love you
You:
  1. got a fast car
  2. ain't got a job
  3. will find work (?)
  4. stay out drinking late at the bar
  5. see more of your friends than you do your kids
  6. gotta make a decision: leave tonight or live and die this way.
  7. tossed it in the trash
    • it = all I had, which I gave you
  8. take take take it all
  9. never give
  10. will smile in my face then rip the brakes off my car
  11. are just somebody that I used to know
You don't have to:
  1. Put on the red light
  2. Sell your body to the night
  3. Wear that dress tonight
  4. Walk the streets for money
You didn't have to:
  1. Cut me off
  2. Make out like it never happened
  3. Make out that we were nothing
  4. Stoop so low
  5. Have your friends collect your records
  6. Change your number
She's:
  1. Calling a cab
  2. Touching his chest now
  3. Taking a drag
He's:
  1. Having a smoke
  2. Taking off her dress
They're:
  1. going to bed
  2. taking control
This is how to be a heartbreaker:
  1. You gotta have fun.
  2. Don't get attached to somebody you could lose.
  3. Wear your heart on your cheek, but NEVER on your sleeve (unless you wanna taste defeat!)
  4. Gotta be looking pure: kiss him goodbye at the door, leave him wanting more.
New Rules:
  1. Don't pick up the phone
    • you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone
  2. Don't let him in
    • you'll have to kick him out again
  3. Don't be his friend
    • you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
      • if you're under him you ain't getting over him
If my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say,