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Have you ever wondered which HTML element am I?. If so, this is the quiz for you!

Answer the following questions to find out which HTML element you are.

Question 1

Which of these sounds the most fun?

Getting drunk and dancing to a great DJ set. Playing a complicated board game all day. Dumpster-diving and free-pile rummaging for treasures. Executing a perfectly-crafted scheme to cause absolute chaos online. Taking a class to learn a new-to-you hands-on skill.

Question 2

Someone you know and trust tells you with absolute certainty that you are cursed. They say you are about to be stricken with a potentially-fatal sickness. What do you do?

I do not believe them, but I say whatever I have to to get them to calm down. I do not believe them, and I argue with them about it. I am not sure whether I believe them; I'll do something about it just in case. I am not sure whether I believe them; I need a second opinion from someone in my faith/religion/spiritual community. I believe them; I am extremely worried and will immediately start looking into what I can do to remedy the situation. I believe them; I have prepared for this scenario and know exactly what to do.

Question 3

Which of these is your favorite muppet?

Elmo. Oscar the Grouch. Kermit the Frog. Miss Piggy. Gonzo. Cookie Monster. The Count.

Question 4

Which of these do you think is the worst offense?

Talking during a movie at the theater. Wearing a white gown to someone else's wedding. Ghosting someone after a date because you're not feeling it. Eating really stinky food on the bus. Reposting screenshots of memes you didn't make and putting your watermark on them.

Question 5

Which of these statements would make you most likely to read the book being mentioned?

Holy shit, you HAVE to read this book - it's probably the BEST thing I've ever read!! You should read this book; it's not my thing, but I think you would really like it. Ugh, never read that book; it's awful. I can't believe it got published, it's so bad. Apparently this book is really popular at the moment! It won some awards, everybody's talking about it.

Question 6

What kind of gossip are you?

I actively prod people to give me details about stuff going on in my quest for gossip. I mostly like hearing gossip, it's fun to know things. I mostly like sharing gossip! Can you BELIEVE he said that?! I dislike gossip and avoid it whenever possible. Nobody ever asks or tells me anything, so I don't know.

Question 7

Do you have any guilty pleasures?

Yes, I am tormented by regrets. Yes, they're kind of embarrassing. Yes, it's fun to be a bit naughty! No, I like what I like. No, I'm definitely NOT embarrassed, and if anyone suggests otherwise, they're LYING, because I'm NOT EMBARRASSED OR GUILTY, and EVERYTHING I LIKE IS NORMAL ANYWAY AND NONE OF IT IS WEIRD SO STOP ASKING!!! No, I avoid things I think might make me feel guilty when enjoying them.

Question 8

Imagine you are a dog at a dog park. Which of these dogs do you think you would be?

Large dog off-leash terrorizing everybody; owner nowhere in sight. Bug-eyed chihuahua trembling like a leaf, hiding under a bench. I'm frolicking about, catching balls and frisbees and whatnot. I've got a cute little bowtie on and everybody is loving it. I'm the star and everybody is taking pictures. I ate something I'm not supposed to and now I feel so sick :(

Question 9

Which of the following best describes your relationship with a blank HTML document:

A canvas on which to make art. A document-in-waiting. The start of a story. The start of reference material.

Question 10

My friends say my superpower is:

Listening. Giving advice. Connecting people. Being empathetic. Starting conversations. Bringing a new perspective. Making people smile. Making a room feel alive.

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