hello there.

you can call me "xo" or "wretch" or "xixxii". this website is for me to play around with and have fun online. i hope that you have fun exploring it!

as i am sure you can tell from this homepage, some pages on this site use audio and javascript for both frivolous and functional reasons. there are also animated gifs, garish colors, and many image-heavy pages which will load slowly on slow connections. also, some pages or sections contain material unsuitable for minors, but they are all labeled.

if you'd like to follow my site's RSS feed, you can find it here! i've turned off my neocities profile, so you can't follow me that way any more. i do the rss feed manually & only post to it for particularly notable or interesting updates.

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Name: James
Age: 35
Sign: Gemini
Likes: golf, berries, birdwatching, loud music, pink
Dislikes: nerds, math, bark, rude ppl, pink
Hobbies: cybercrime (piracy, hacking, harassment, terrorism, etc), golf, arranging matchsticks
School: Columbia State University, BA in Parapsychology
Experience: Freelance killer (1 year); hypnotist (11 years); cashier (3 years)
Skills: Whittling, Go (2d), 10WPM typing speed
Awards: Most Likely To Commit A Crime (West High Year Book, 2004)
Ethnicity: Anglo
Languages spoken: Simlish (fluent), English
Geolocation: 78°13′N 15°39′E
Diagnoses: low blood pressure, high blood pressure, ABC, DEF, hysteria, scrumpox
Triggers: water, sudden noises
Symptoms: vomiting blood, hydrophobia, hyperactivity, aggression, confusion, partial paralysis, delirium, hyperventilation, seizures, convulsions
Shoe size: 22
Ring size: 2
Phone number: (858)-651-5050
Emergency contact: 1-(603)-413-4124
Marriage status: Divorced
Income: 200,000/hour